What Should I Tell The Judge This Time?

Monday, February 22nd, 2010 at 10:56 am

OK, so I have another court date. This time it was for driving naked in a state park. The other day I took a little trip to the beach and stretched out on the warm sand and fell sound asleep. I woke up about an hour later to discover that the dang sea gulls had been into my potato chips I had brought along and there was gull poop all over my backside and hair–yuk! I ran into the surf and stripped off my clothes and tried to rinse them out but they still smelled like old fish guts. I stayed in the water for awhile and was wondering where everybody had gotten off to when I hear this huge BOOM! Dang if there wasn’t a huge storm coming off the water right for me and I was the last dumba** left on the beach. I figured since no one was around I would just trot over to my truck and drive home. Well I made it to the truck and even drove about three miles before a cop pulled me over (cause I don’t have a windsheild) and gave me a ticket to see the judge. Oh, Lord — what do I do now??

Category: Surf Park

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4 Responses to “What Should I Tell The Judge This Time?”

  1. ★♠RAE in N.Y.♠★ Says:
    February 22nd, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    You should just invite the judge to go with you the next time you want to drive like that!

  2. Crossfire Kelly Says:
    February 22nd, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    Tell the truth! You can get into more trouble if you don’t. Hopefully the judge will have a sense of humor!

  3. Cat Lover Says:
    February 22nd, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    After looking at your other questions, I think you just got out of school for the summer. Are you bored already? Why not get a job, and quit asking such dumb questions!

  4. Question Queen ? Says:
    February 22nd, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    OMG! I fee bad for you. You should be able to pay the fine. That’s not fair. Police are so mean.